Sonnet for Poetry Month #2

Oh please, you creature, why won't you love me?
It does not need to be much - a wee bit
Added to mine will do sufficiently,
And still I'll thank the Universe for it.
You will not be sorry for such a move -
I will pledge myself to your dear sweet life,
Your happiness my goal, and I will prove
I am for you the best dear sweet girlfriend.
Oh I can be so demure and girly
In my lacy underthings and high heels
T'will be a most noble effort, surely
To learn how your sweet naked prone self feels.
Oh yes, and silly pet names too, oh God!
Pussycat, snugglebunny, master rod.